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Work work work...

Sat Nov 29, 2008, 11:13 AM
First a rather amusing story:

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he finds a note from the monsignor on his office, saying
"When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a
glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I
take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the
beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this
and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's,
not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Well i am well and truly snowed under with work. :crying: Photography exam on thursday, Art exam on friday and monday. Then lots of other exams before christmas.

Sheesh

On the plus side... NEW KILLERS ALBUM! yay :stereo: :)
And its almost christmas :xmas: yay x2 :)

Im strongly considering going into engineering after uschool, we have been discussing careers a lot at school recently. I hope to study it at uni. If anyone has any info/advice please share :)

Peace out :peace:

  • Mood: Pestered
  • Listening to: The Killers
  • Reading: Catcher in the rye
  • Watching: Heroes
  • Playing: Far Cry 2
  • Eating: Mince pies
  • Drinking: Mulled wine mmmmmm

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  • Current Residence: Corsham, UK
  • Interests: Sport, Engineering, Photography, Phsycology, History
  • Favourite movie: The Shawshank Redemption/Shooter/ Equilibrium/ Saving Private Ryan, The Prestige, A Beautiful Mind
  • Favourite band or musician: The Killers
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that isnt R'n'B
  • Favourite artist: Turner
  • Favourite poet or writer: Vultures By Chinua Achebe.
  • Favourite photographer: Gilad Benari http://gilad.deviantart.com/
  • Favourite style of art: Photography / Traditional
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  • Favourite game: Counter Strike: Source
  • Favourite gaming platform: Steam
  • Favourite cartoon character: Homer simpson
  • Personal Quote: Nostalgia aint what it used to be
  • Tools of the Trade: Nikon D40 with standard 18-55mm lense

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hiya! i relaly love your photography :hug: so beautiful :love:

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"We have to take pictures. Otherwise you'll forget all about me . . . So it goes. It can't be helped." ~Ritsuka Aoyagi LOVELESS
thanks :D

much appreciated

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Not a problem :3

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"We have to take pictures. Otherwise you'll forget all about me . . . So it goes. It can't be helped." ~Ritsuka Aoyagi LOVELESS
Hey, I saw your forums post. I got bored so I decided to check your profile, and I must say, nice camera, and I like your Ageless pic.

Ta ta!

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Why did it put an angry face in my last comment?
ha emmer is a deviantart newby who cant use emoticons! :D

how cum u got an account? :O im gonna go see if u have any shiny nice pictures uploaded :)

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“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”

-Albert Eintstein
wtf [link]

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the colours are wonderufl! :lol:

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