Pfundner

First a rather amusing story: A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he finds a note from the monsignor on his office, saying "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disci

Another random story: A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that." "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He ask

Well, ive just got back from the lake district. It's a really nice part of the world, with wonderful photographic opportunities; so if you have the chance to go there, take it! I should be uploading some more pics soon, i just need to sift through the 100's of pics i have. I probably took close to 1000 but sadly my memory card is only 1gb, so i had to delete alot. And thankyou to all my watchers who give me nice comments and favs, may yee all lead blessed lives! Oh yes, and its holidays! :w00t: :party: Ben